How You Know That You've Been Broken Up With Recently (In Case You Have Forgotten)

One way to know, anyways:

You are up at 11:00 pm in a foreign city, working in a SQL database while generously sipping cognac, and, while sifting through some comments in the "Additional Comments" column, most of which complain about special conditions and child booster seats on airplanes and food allergies, you come across a comment that simply says, "It doesn't matter which Airline we fly."
If you become emotional, you have been broken up with recently.


It's sure-fire. Try it sometime.